Send a Mafia Threat from Corleone, Sicily!

	The amateur boxer who won't quit.
	Loud mouth Sicilian whose purpose in life is to make fun of Irish Americans.
	University Professor who plays with squirrels.
	Mr. Funny who keeps telling the same joke over and over and OVER!
	My sister owes me $3500. Will I ever see it?
	The untrustworthy and peculiar Cuban boyfriend.
	My husband and his 'Royal Star Tour Deluxe' girlfriend.
	The ungrateful daughter-in-law.
	Please convince my mom to visit Italy.
	Still waiting to have my property returned.
	Blows his friends off to not lose a date with an Internet Supermodel.
	The brilliant bellboy with a $100,000 college education.
	Irish doctor who is convinced he is a real Italian.
	Old Irish fart who can't stop being a sex machine.
	Fat, unfunny, Jewish attorney who thinks he is turning into a Sicilian.
	The Yankee with open invoices.
	Running down so-called rats.
	No Valentine's Day present?...Thanks!
	He's a great stockbroker and necktie designer.
	I will not visit Sicily because I'm in love with France.
	No dogs allowed!
	No return courtesy call.
	Lazy Ass Husband.
	I Want An Italian Boyfriend!
	Proud to be a Greek Goddess!
	Attorney who is not too fond of the Italian heritage!
	Old Irish hitman gets payback 48 years later.
	Weird and strung out Sicilian who has no respect for friends.
	The Wise Ass Scottish Webmaster
	The Sore Losing, Loudmouthed Sicilian Poker Player